Flight Path of The Legless Plastic Pink Flamingo

(abridgement of the abridged version)

This is the GUT WRENCHING tale of a plastic garden ornament. It's the tale of LOVE, SEX,BIRTH, a suspected UNWANTED pregnancy, a disappearing bébé (possible abduction), Grief, Depression.......an attempted suicide.......but mercifully all ending happily after being rescued by Sheriff Longmire.